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Show me your dick.

2 weeks ago with 52,455 notes

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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2 weeks ago with 341,769 notes

everyoneisdeadnow:

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

(via princessesgetsleazy)

2 weeks ago with 522,634 notes
Fuck, my tea.

1 month ago with 143,152 notes

owlmylove:

when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath

(via kawaii-pancake)

1 month ago with 98,808 notes